:dad:Agh, what happened?
:bf:Bap boop?
:dad:Uh?
:dad:Uh, who are you?
:dad:UH!!
:dad:What happened here??
:dad:Oh dammit...
:dad:I've gone mad.
:dad:Again...
:dad:...
:dad:Uh?
:dad:Who are you?
:bf:Bop beep
:dad:Boyfriend?
:dad:Oh, sorry if I did something ugly to you.
:dad:...
:dad:Hey. I see you have a microphone. You want to... sing something? It helps me stay calm.
:bf:Bap?
:dad:Yep
:bf:Boop beep!
:dad:Here we go!